To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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