I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Randomize
