just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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