Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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