I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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