she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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