kristin has been a bad kristin
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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