The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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