He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I need to calm my uterus...
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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