we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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