My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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