My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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