Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Help. Why am I so naked?
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