He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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