somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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