You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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