This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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