Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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