If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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