You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
