she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Never underestimate the power of titties
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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