You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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