I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
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