So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
my liver is dry heaving
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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