guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
