i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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