And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I deserve this hangover.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
