i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
