Nicole vs. Life
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
When are your genitals available?
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
These tits shall not be calmed
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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