haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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