I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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