Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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