Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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