I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
You ate ashes out of my bong
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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