For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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