Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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