yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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