I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
A+ Viking dick
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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