Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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