Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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