She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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