I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
