Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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