This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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