You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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