Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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