you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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