i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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