You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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