people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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