Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Never underestimate the power of titties
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
