Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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