She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
there is puke in my bra ... again
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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