i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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