seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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