Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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