Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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